Veterinary Technician Pillows

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Sally, refill this Kleenex dispenser on top of the x-ray illuminator....'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Four sets of x-rays, three examinations, three labratory profiles...'

Busy Vet.

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'Emily? Where's my technician?'

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

'Since Doc hired that new technician he doesn't have to wade through the mud anymore.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."