Animal Health Technician Pillows

'That's not exactly what I meant when I said that I needed a tissue specimen!'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"It's mouseborn."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

Grumpy Hamster

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

'His jaw got stuck when he tried to fetch the Sunday paper!'