Animal Health Technician Gifts

'That's not exactly what I meant when I said that I needed a tissue specimen!'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dog with toilet IV

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"It's mouseborn."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

'His jaw got stuck when he tried to fetch the Sunday paper!'

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'