Animal Health Professionals Gifts

'Boy, did I get a rough one this afternoon...'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

An inbred poodle.

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'His jaw got stuck when he tried to fetch the Sunday paper!'

Balding dog

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...