Animal Medicine T-Shirts

'Use this in both eyes, three times daily.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Haute Suture

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

Cat Scan

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

I hope you don't mind them - This is a teaching animal hospital.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Now turn your head and bark."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

'What's founder?'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'