Dino Dentist Pillows

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Improvised Dentistry.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Utilosaurus

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

How to survive the coming crash.

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"