Dino Dentist Gifts

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Improvised Dentistry.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Utilosaurus

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"