Doggie Dentist Gifts

"I always add a few breath mints to his food."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'You reach an age where shredded homework is a lot easier to digest.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

"Leave the bowl."

'It will cost $1000 to spay your dog, Ma'am, but call me again tomorrow at my office....

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog Food Groups

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'Flossing?'

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

Tooth

Parping dog.

No caption. (Dog delivery man delivers a box labeled "Scraps" to dog customer.)

'I'm not going to charge you for the dentistry this time...

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

Man reading dog food can: Contains beef and beef by-products.

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

'Doctor Fenwick is busy with a patient. May I take a message, please?'