Dentist-dodger Gifts

Discover a collection of fun and witty products perfect for the mischievous dentist-dodger. Whether they’re known for their clever tricks or love a good laugh, these gifts are sure to delight. Designed with humor and personality in mind, our selection makes it easy to find something unique and memorable for the creative troublemaker who keeps everyone on their toes.

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'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.' mockup

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

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"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss." mockup

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

from $19.00

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!" mockup

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

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The tooth fairy.

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"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'." mockup

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

from $19.00

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby. mockup

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

from $19.00

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

from $19.00

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge." mockup

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

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'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.' mockup

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

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'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!' mockup

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

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"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!" mockup

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

from $19.00

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.' mockup

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

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'Frankly, our dental plan bites.' mockup

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

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'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!' mockup

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

from $19.00

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!" mockup

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

from $19.00

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.' mockup

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

from $19.00

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive." mockup

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

from $19.00

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene. mockup

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

from $19.00

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club mockup

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

from $19.00

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental." mockup

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

from $19.00

"Really? You can make me look younger!" mockup

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

from $19.00

Toothbrush Romance

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"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style." mockup

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

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"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?" mockup

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

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"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness." mockup

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

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Day for day i feel more and more empty. mockup

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

from $19.00

'What kind of filling would you like?' mockup

'What kind of filling would you like?'

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Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

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Love conquers all, except plaque. mockup

Love conquers all, except plaque.

from $19.00

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.' mockup

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

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"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin." mockup

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

from $19.00

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums." mockup

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

from $19.00

Dentist-dodger Gifts Collection

Dentist-dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the clever dentist-dodger in your life. Find a design that makes every coffee break a joke.

Dentist-dodger Pillows

Discover playful pillows that add humor and comfort to any space. Perfect for the creative troublemaker who loves a good laugh.

Dentist-dodger Prints

Browse our funny and clever art prints to celebrate their mischievous character. Ideal for framing and gifting to the cleverest friend or family member.

Dentist-dodger T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the playful and creative. Find a fun shirt that matches their mischievous personality and sense of humor.