Doggie Dentist Pillows

"I always add a few breath mints to his food."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'You reach an age where shredded homework is a lot easier to digest.'

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"Leave the bowl."

'It will cost $1000 to spay your dog, Ma'am, but call me again tomorrow at my office....

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog Food Groups

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

'Flossing?'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

'I'm not going to charge you for the dentistry this time...

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

Tooth

Parping dog.

Man reading dog food can: Contains beef and beef by-products.

'Doctor Fenwick is busy with a patient. May I take a message, please?'

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

"They think they're accidents."