Chiropterologist Pillows

"You have white nose syndrome."

"Got some bats in your hair, huh? That's a bummer. You'll never get out now."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Broomstick crash.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

Joint Ventures!

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Dog on a plane.

"Whiplash..."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'