Helicopter Pilot Pillows

Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.

Mountain Rescue.

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Hippo on helipad.

'In life he was a chopper pilot.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'I said: one of us is hallucinating!'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'BLACK HAWK DOWN!'

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Helicopter mistakes UFO as a landing pad

Helicopter as a clothes drier

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Helicopter

Search and Rescue

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

Coastguard

'Could you rescue me on your way back? Now that is not raining, I'd like to sunbathe.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Helicopter Delivering Razor for Statue of Liberty's Underarm Hair.

"We've to search for a Dr. Foster in Gloucester." (Air-sea rescue).

Traffic Lamb-Chopper

'I'm telling you, George, with a radar detector it's impossible for the police to catch you speeding.'

'Could you stay right there for a few minutes? I want to dry my hair.'

Mountaineers ice creams.

"No more, thanks - I'm flying."

Flossing Mount Rushmore.

Fisherman Rescue

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'