Helicopter Flying Pillows

Mountaineers ice creams.

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'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Here we are."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Airport Security.

The Hobby Store

Fight or Flight

Boptimism

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Recalculating route..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I'm on my way!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Airplane Mode.