Chirpy Companion Pillows

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Canine Companion

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Dog Crossing

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

The Unsportables: Relay

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Ornithologist

Unicorn in the Woods

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Love is Love

Puppy and Kitten.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

(The really ugly duckling)

"Why can't you just read in bed?"