Chirpy Companion Gifts

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Canine Companion

Dog Crossing

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

The Unsportables: Relay

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

Ornithologist

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

Unicorn in the Woods

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Love is Love

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Puppy and Kitten.

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

over crowded car.