Chirp Enthusiast Gifts

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"The bird feeder is empty again."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Ornithologist

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Biker chopper shopper

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

Frederic Chopin.

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

Cowboy Trump

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Whale Music

Sport Darwinism

'But how did you lose your harp?'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'

Trike lowrider

"Trust me, there's nothing like a bit of harp music to cheer old King Saul up!"

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'