Chirp Curator Gifts

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The Main Types of Cheese

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Ornithologist

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"You know your dog better than I do."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Private View.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

On the Ice.

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

'Paper Trail'

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Parakeet Quarrels

"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"

'I'm just worried he might be back on the bottle'

"These clippings are very interesting, but you're confusing being newsworthy with being credit-worthy."

Truly badminton

Artist painting TV waves.