Chirp Curator Pillows

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

The Main Types of Cheese

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Ornithologist

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"You know your dog better than I do."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Private View.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

On the Ice.

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

'Paper Trail'

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'I'm just worried he might be back on the bottle'

Parakeet Quarrels

"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"

"These clippings are very interesting, but you're confusing being newsworthy with being credit-worthy."

Truly badminton

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

Artist painting TV waves.