Chirp Listener Pillows

'I don't need your bloody help, I just need you to listen!'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Ornithologist

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

Cover story: Plant World.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

'She saw right through me.'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

The herd of hearing.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."

Things can only get worse...

Stork and baby

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"And now, here's Linda Blanton, our WJM deflation fighter."

Santa hears mention of Christmas on the radio.

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

'. . . And that's another out out, with stumps flying.'

Before we can bring you ocean sounds, our business office will bill you for wireless roaming charges.