Chirpy Reader Gifts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'It's baseball season!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Cat and fishing instruction

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Maternity ward.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Good boy

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Good book?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Manual Labor.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Gigolo Diary

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Louse and garden...

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

DIY motor repairs.

Older cousin press

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

Mowing manual.