Chirpy Reader T-Shirts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Great British Eccentrics.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'It's baseball season!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Cat and fishing instruction

Maternity ward.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Good boy

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Good book?'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Manual Labor.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Gigolo Diary

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Louse and garden...

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

DIY motor repairs.

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Older cousin press

Mowing manual.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'