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"The bird feeder is empty again."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Ornithologist

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Biker chopper shopper

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Supply was out of harps.

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

Frederic Chopin.

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Cowboy Trump

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Sport Darwinism

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Whale Music

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'

Trike lowrider

"Trust me, there's nothing like a bit of harp music to cheer old King Saul up!"

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

Euro symbol as a broken harp

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

Polyphemous, he's got your eye