Crepes Aficionado T-Shirts

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Positively Petersham

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'Coffee overload.'

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Sheep.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Fake Tropes

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

Monstrosa Impressus

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Watch your mouth.'

"Damn To-Go punks!"

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