Crepe Lover Gifts

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Any time is cake o'clock

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baker Romance

Swimming Prankster

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Tea Snob.

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

Hands off!

Cottage cupcakes.

Melania Trump

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Kitchen chef

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Foodie Bank

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

"I think we need to get some cream on that"

"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."

Weight Lifting Crab

'That guy is a total crepe.'