Crepe Connoisseur Prints

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Hats and Food

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Somewhere in France

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

What's the insect de jour?

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Moliere

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Doughnut Criminals

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

Baker

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'