Kevin realises that his bagel isn't everything.
Cup Connoisseur Prints
Decorate their home or office with art prints that celebrate the artsy side of their coffee or tea obsession. Stylish, playful, and full of personality.
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'
Selling lemon latt�
'No ice.'
Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?
'These are job perks.'
"At this office no two days are different."
Join me in a Martini?
'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'
'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'
Allegro con molto espresso
"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'
Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."
"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."
'Would you all please congatulate...'
'Who gets the decaf?'
"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."
"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."
Espresso Martini Peacock
Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...
'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'
'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'
'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'
Cupcake Excitement Scale
Tired Barbie
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
'Fried chickens.'
Cup Connoisseur Prints Collection
Cup Connoisseur Mugs
Discover a variety of mugs that celebrate the cup connoisseur’s passion. Perfect for mornings, work, or relaxing afternoons.
Cup Connoisseur Pillows
Brighten up their space with cozy pillows featuring playful designs for the cup lover. Great for adding personality to any room.
Cup Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore fun and stylish t-shirts designed for those who love their coffee and tea. A witty gift that suits their personal vibe.