Cup Connoisseur Pillows

Kevin realises that his bagel isn't everything.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'No ice.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Join me in a Martini?

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"