Scorpion Enthusiast T-Shirts

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

The Amazing Man-Spider

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'I want you to bring me one.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Spider Web Stocking

'Are we there yet?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'It's a spork!'

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Steve Irwin.

'You're too aggressive.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Black Widow Diet