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'Now you keep them scorpion claws away from your face, 'cause those things will pinch you real hard!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Scouts made this for me

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

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