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The Self-Regulation of the Press.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The Music Critic.

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

The next damn Batman.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"You bought a dog? We've enough mouths to feed already!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Danger Noodle tho bored

Shrimp cook

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

'Doc, I'm plagued with eggeating snakes!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

Prosthetic snake.