Crab Cake Critic Prints

'Why, these crabcakes are ninety percent filling. I do believe they've lost a customer.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

A dog at the bakery.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

My comfort zone

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'