Cake Critic Gifts

'I told you that it was a bad idea letting your ex-husband provide the cake.'

"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Forget my pick. I'd need a hammer and chisel for those things."

"Is your angel food cake non-denominational?"

'I'm beginning to think you've got a mean streak, Stan...'

'I understand each candle represents one of the groom's former marriages.'

'These cakes are stale! How long have you had them?'

'The coffee cake's stale...pass it on.'

'See, Jake?! I told you your Grandmother makes a really MEAN Birthday cake!'

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

'Happy Birthday Kara, and a picture of a princess.'

'Diet cake: Mix flour, sugar and eggs in a bowl. Pour it into a baking tin at 200°C for 30 minutes and let it cool down. Then, feed it to the birds.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

I made you a cake!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Doctor in a cake

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'