Experimenting Eater Pillows

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

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Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Habanero ..."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

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Roadkill Restaurant

'It's an acquired taste!'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."