Eating Chocolates Pillows

"Ate all the good ones, you did."

'Nurse, we're withdrawing life support.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Satya Nutella

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Cake Friday!

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Have you seen my dad?"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"