Chocolate Addict Pillows

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

'Oswald? The last I heard, he was covered with chocolate and canned.'

'The Joy of Snacks.'

"It's part of my '12 Step Chocolate Diet'. I never stay more than 12 steps from a box of it."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Chocolate Shop

The wife whisperer.

Cake Friday!

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."