Chocolate Addict Pillows

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

'Oswald? The last I heard, he was covered with chocolate and canned.'

'The Joy of Snacks.'

"It's part of my '12 Step Chocolate Diet'. I never stay more than 12 steps from a box of it."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Satya Nutella

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

The wife whisperer.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'