Experimental Chocolate Eater T-Shirts

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Satya Nutella

Today's special... donuts.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

The dark side of Halloween.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'