Candy Tasting T-Shirts

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Yum! This jelly bean is worm flavored!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Diner.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Too much sugar."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Main Types of Cheese

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Pastries and Candy

Bubble gum leaves

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"