Chocolate Tasting T-Shirts

International ATM providing Swiss chocolate.

Jack, with a sweet tooth! 'Look, Ma! I traded the cow for these little candies! And guess what, they don't melt in your hand!'

Bar None

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Any time is cake o'clock

The wonderful world of cheese.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

The wife whisperer.