Chocolate Tasting Gifts

International ATM providing Swiss chocolate.

Jack, with a sweet tooth! 'Look, Ma! I traded the cow for these little candies! And guess what, they don't melt in your hand!'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Bar None

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Satya Nutella

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Have you seen my dad?"

The wife whisperer.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'