Hot Chocolate Enthusiast Gifts

'Look! There's Santa!'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

Double hot chocolate, and keep 'em coming. Uh oh

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

"Our patrons buy 50% less cocoa on sunny days."

"Hot chocolate, straight. ...make it a double."

'May I have five buck for a hot chocolate, sir? — coffee makes me nervous.'

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Have you seen my dad?"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."