Hot Chocolate Enthusiast Mugs

'Look! There's Santa!'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

"Our patrons buy 50% less cocoa on sunny days."

"Hot chocolate, straight. ...make it a double."

'May I have five buck for a hot chocolate, sir? — coffee makes me nervous.'

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!