Hot Cocoa Enthusiast Gifts

No wonder you're drinking hot cocoa, Al. You went outside wearing a tee shirt after I advised you to layer up. Layer up? I though you told me to lawyer up. Weather Wonk.

Hey barkeep, double hot chocolate, double whipped cream. Sure. Everything okay? It's our family cat. Her body stopped working. I don't understand. Her body stopped working? She died. But my parents are afraid to use that word with me so they keep coming up with the strangest explanations. At one point, they told me she went to Wichita and wasn't coming back. I'm lost. Isn't airport travel terrible these days?

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Easter Egg Delivery

Secret sweetie drawer...

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"God's sent us some chocolates."

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"