
Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'
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Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'
"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."
Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.
'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'
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The Shakespeares Dine Out.
And that's how to make cheese fondue!
'Imitation cheese and non-alcoholic wine tasting.'
'Brie ok, Sir?'
"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"
"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."
'She's the only customer I've known to actually count the holes in the Swiss cheese!'
Free samples Limburger Cheese
"It's his holier than thou attitude I cant stand"
Fondue Heaven
The Welsh Rarebit Mchine
"We REALLY do get better with age."
A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'
'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'
'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'
'You've gone soft Frank!'
Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.
'What can you recommend for the 'Big Cheese' where I work?'
'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'
'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'
Cheese Plaiters.
'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'
'Lovely, how old is this Stilton?' - 'Lets put it this way, it used to be cheddar.'
Hey Gus, I've managed to steal crackers and grapes too...
'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'
Mature cheese - Immature cheese.
Bad Bread
'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'
"Change of pace. I went as crackers last Halloween."
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