Cheese Tasting T-Shirts

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

Wine and chees tasting

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'

Fondue Heaven

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

'Imitation cheese and non-alcoholic wine tasting.'

'Brie ok, Sir?'

'She's the only customer I've known to actually count the holes in the Swiss cheese!'

"It's his holier than thou attitude I cant stand"

'You've gone soft Frank!'

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

Free samples Limburger Cheese

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Last Tango in Wisconsin

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"A cheese like that can take a powerful lot of killin', mister."

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"I've already bonded with that wedge over there."

"I've created a system that makes doing our taxes more enjoyable."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."