Dessert Tasting T-Shirts

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Diner.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Picking pastries.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Ninja bread men"

Banana Split...

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"