Dessert Tasting Gifts

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Diner.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Banana Split...

"Ninja bread men"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"