Dessert Appreciator Gifts

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Banana Split...

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

His Her Cakes

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Gooseberry Fool...