Dessert Critic Gifts

'Maybe we should bake something else besides Fruitcake.'

Metal. Glass. Paper. Fruitcake.

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Banana Split Personality

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."