Dessert Skeptic Gifts

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Gooseberry Fool...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Banana Split Personality

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

His Her Cakes

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."