Dessert Skeptic Gifts

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Banana Split Personality

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."