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'Maybe we should bake something else besides Fruitcake.'

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Banana Split Personality

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

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