Dessert Appreciator T-Shirts

'Donna's on the new Perspective Diet. She fattens up all of her friends so that she looks good by comparison.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Banana Split Personality

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."